Kelly’s Gluten-Free, Vegan, Refined Sugar-Free Scrumptiously-Chewy-&-Delicious Collagen Cookie Dough Balls a.k.a. It’s-Magic-I-Swear!-A-Cookie-That’s-Good-For-Your-Skin-Hair-Gut-Joints-Nails-Heart-Liver-&-Metabolism!

Kelly’s Gluten-Free, Vegan, Refined Sugar-Free Scrumptiously-Chewy-&-Delicious Collagen Cookie Dough Balls a.k.a. It’s-Magic-I-Swear!-A-Cookie-That’s-Good-For-Your-Skin-Hair-Gut-Joints-Nails-Heart-Liver-&-Metabolism!

Hi babies!!


Good morning, RISE & FREAKING NOT-SHINE (What the F is this October weather in ALMOST MID-JULY?!) & Happy FriYAY!

Here to rant about the SITCH IN MAH KITCH THIS MORNING.

I’m talking COLLAGEN COOKIE DOUGH BALLS… the healthy way!

These babies are PACKED WITH COLLAGEN & as y’all know, collagen is SO IN RIGHT NOW. No, but all jokes aside, collagen is FREAKING AWESOME & people are taking it these days for many different reasons, which I will discuss in more deets SHORTLY. But, in a nutshell, IT IS A GREAT SOURCE OF PROTEIN (which makes these munchkins a great post-workout snack!), it’s great for strengthening your nails, promoting healthy hair & keeping your skin looking youthful & radiant! &

What better way than to get your collagen fix than with collagen powder-infused COOKIE DOUGH?! (P.S. Collagen powder is legit the most versatile thing ever & can be added to smoothies, lattes, baked goods & so much more!).

ANYWHO, back to these balls, let me give you a little tease about these ingredients…

I’m talkin’…

GLUTEN-FREE OAT FLOUR (I use Bob’s Red Mill)!

COLLAGEN (I used Bulletproof brand for these babies but I also have the Collagen Peptides by Vital Proteins & I know a lot of you munchkins do too & it would work perfectly for this recipe as well!)!

Raw organic hemp nut butter (I use New World Foods)!

Pure organic maple syrup (I use Decacer)!

COCONUT OIL, obvs! (I use Nutiva)


Semi-sweet chocolate chips (I use the ones by Krisda) – I mean, what’s cookie dough without the CHOCOLATE chips, right?! Plus, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO INDULGE EVERY NOW & THEN. If your bod ain’t giving you the okay, GUESS WHAT? I AM!

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I simply could NOT wait to share these scrumptiously-delicious little munchkins with you guys!

I swear… I took one bite & then I realized, “KELLY, YOU JUST CREATED ANOTHER STAPLE. HOW MUCH BAKING (WELL, these are actually no-bake, but you catch my drift) CAN YOU DO IN ONE WEEK?”. Oh well, guess these munchkins mean more time in the kitch for me & I honestly ain’t even mad bro.

NO BUT SERIOUSLY, THE OATY-NESS. WOAH. & THEY ARE LEGIT A COOKIE. I swear. Like if you took these & baked ‘em, YOU WOULD GET THE CLEANEST AF MOST DELISH COOKIES OF LIFE. But, don’t bake them. They are so good & scrumptious & chewy & perfect when refrigerated & devoured. (BUT, I mean, whatever floats your boat! BAKE THEM IF YOU WANT!).

OK & also, I calculated the nutritional information on these babies (because I know so many of you were going to ask & well, I LOVE YOU GUYS! It’s plain & simple!) & wait for it… it’s BOOM-AF!!!! EACH BALL PACKS:




& ONLY 5 GRAMS OF SUGAR, all of which is natural, pure & unrefined!!!!!!!

I’m freaking the eff out.

Ladies & gents, I present you with Kelly’s Gluten-Free, Vegan, Refined Sugar-Free Scrumptiously-Chewy-&-Delicious Collagen Cookie Dough Balls a.k.a. It’s-Magic-I-Swear!-A-Cookie-That’s-Good-For-Your-Skin-Hair-Gut-Joints-Nails-Heart-Liver-&-Metabolism!


Basically, collagen is the most ABUNDANT PROTEIN in our bods. It’s found in everything from our muscles, bones, skin, blood vessels, digestive system, tendons & is what helps give our skin strength, elasticity & replacing dead skin cells! Basically, it’s the glue that helps hold our bodies together! Sounds awesome, right?

THE ONLY ISSUE? Our bod’s collagen production NATURALLY starts to slow down as we age (WHAT THE F CAN WE DO ABOUT IT, RIGHT?). This is the reason why as we DEGENERATE (OKAY, not actually, but you know what I mean), we start to see signs of aging, such as wrinkles, saggy skin & joint pain! AND OF COURSE, other lifestyle factors, such as eating high-sugar diets, smoking & high amounts of exposure to the sun can also contribute to diminishing collagen levels.

BUT, DO NOT DESPAIR! THANKFULLY, there are ways to consume collagen & add it to our daily lives & diets in order TO COMBAT ALL THE CRAPPY STUFF THAT HAPPENS AS COLLAGEN PRODUCTION DECLINES, a.k.a. AS WE BECOME OLD & GREY!

& Now you’re probably all wondering, IF THAT’S THE CASE, WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS, right? LET ME EXPLAIN!

IMPROVES HEALTH OF SKIN & HAIR: Basically, increasing collagen levels can help the skin look firmer, more supple, increase moisture & smoothness & help your skin cells keep renewing, regenerating & repairing normally! SAY GOODBYE, LIKE PEACE OUT, TO WRINKLES & LOOSE, SAGGY SKIN! Collagen is actually one of the best natural skin care ingredients available that seriously reduces the signs of aging & promotes younger looking skin!

OH & not only is collagen AMAZING FOR YOUR SKIN, it also helps reduce cellulite & stretch marks, for pretty much the same reason! As I told you munchkins before, when skin loses its elasticity due to decreased collagen production, the skin becomes thinner & cellulite becomes more evident & visible! BUT, consuming collagen will help improve the skin’s elasticity & therefore reduce the dimpling effect on your skin!

OKAY, COLLAGEN ALSO REDUCES JOINT PAIN & DEGENERATION! Basically, when we lose collagen, our tendons & ligaments start to move LESS EASILY, which leads to stiffness, swollen joints & all that crappy stuff! Collagen’s gel-like smooth structure that covers & holds the bones together allows us to glide & move without pain, therefore helping the joints move more easily, reducing the pain associated with aging & the risk of joint deterioration.

COLLAGEN HELPS HEAL LEAKY GUT! Leaky gut syndrome is a condition where bad-for-you toxins are able to pass through your digestive tract & IT SUCKS! Collagen TO THE RESCUE – It will help break down proteins & soothe your gut’s lining, by healing damaged cell walls & infusing it with healing amino acids. BASICALLY, collagen helps with digestion by forming connective tissue & sealing and healing the protective lining of your GI tract!

As you all know because I rave about it NON-STOP, a lot of illnesses can be traced back to poor & unhealthy gut! This is because poor gut health & permeability in the gut lining allows particles to pass into the bloodstream where they LEAD TO INSANE INFLAMMATION (& that, my loves, IS NOT FUN AT ALL!)! & if all this wasn’t enough, collagen also helps with water absorption within our intestines, which means that it helps keeps things moving more freel out of the bod!

P.S. In line with the whole digestion thing, collagen also helps break down the protein & fat from foods making them easier for our bodies to digest!

OKAY WOAH, SORRY THIS IS SO LONG GUYS! But there’s just too much to say!!!

Collagen also helps boost metabolism, muscle mass & energy output! How so? By adding lean muscle mass to your frame & helping with the conversion of essential nutrients! In fact, one of the most important roles of glycine (amino-acid in collagen) is to help form muscle tissue by converting glucose into energy that feeds muscle cells!

P.S. When consuming collagen, you should do so in conjunction with vitamin C to ensure that your bod is able to convert the collagen into protein it can use & in turn, restore the source of your energy & vitality!

BTW, that amino-acid glycine that I just mentioned also has important roles for your digestive & central nervous sytem & improves the body’s use of anxtioxidants!

COLLAGEN HELPS STRENGTHEN YOUR NAILS, TEETH & HAIR! Believe it or not, collagen protein is ALSO the building block of our fingernails, hair & teeth! Adding collagen can therefore help keep our nails strong & even possibly reverse signs of hair loss!

COLLAGEN IS HEART HEALTHY (for a bunch of too-complicated scientific-medical reasons that I won’t get into or bore you munchkins with, a.k.a. WORDS I CANNOT EVEN PRONOUNCE!). No but in a nutshell, it helps our artery walls release fat build-up in the bloodstream shrinking the fat in the arteries & minimizing fat accumulation, as well as controls blood pressure!

COLLAGEN IS LIVER-HEALTHY! Munchkins, if you want to detox your bod of harmful substance,s improve blood flow & keep your heart young, collagen FTW!! This is because glycine helps minimize damage your liver experiences when absorbing foreign substances, toxins or alcohol (YES, WE ALL DO IT!).

OKAY & last but not least, we all love a good night’s sleep, right? That same amino-acid, glycine, which collagen is composed of, plays an important role in the neurotransmitters within the brain. & recent research has shown that glycine improves sleep quality & helps reduce daytime sleepingess & memory during waking hours!


Anywho, I know you’re convinced & so, without further ado, SINCE THAT RANT TOOK A FREAKING YEAR & THEN SOME, LET’S GET TO THE NITTY-GRITTY!

My loves, YOU WILL NEED:

  • 1 cup of gluten-free oat flour (I use Bob’s Red Mill). You can also use coconut flour for these babies, if you prefer!
  • ½ cup of collagen powder (I use the one by Bulletproof for these, but I also have the Collagen Peptides by Vital Proteins & they are great too!)
  • 1/3 cup of raw organic hemp nut butter (or ANY OTHER nut butter of your choice, i.e. cashew, almond, peanut, hazelnut or sunflower!);
  • 1/3 cup of pure organic maple syrup;
  • 1 tbsp. of organic virgin coconut oil, MELTED;
  • ¼ – ½ cup of ANY chocolate chips of your choosing! LET YOUR MINDS RUN WILD, MY LOVES & GIVE YOUR TUMMY WHAT IT LOVES, be it milk chocolate, dark, semi-sweet, white or butterscotch!


It seriously cannot be simpler. In fact, most protein ball recipes will almost always require a food processor, BUT GET THIS?! This one does not!!!! So I basically just made your life EVEN easier.

ANYWHO, all this to say, all you need for these babies is ONE LARGE BOWL (& a wooden spoon or spatula, but I mean… THAT WAS OBVIOUS, RIGHT? I mean, I guess the bowl was pretty damn obvious too, but whatevz! ALL THIS RANTING TO SAY THAT THIS RECIPE IS SIMPLE, EASY, QUICK & DOESN’T REQUIRE 2483294329842 DISHES!).

All you gotta do is:

  • Combine oat flour, collagen, nut butter, maple syrup, coconut oil & chocolate chips in A LARGE-AF BOWL. Mix like cray until a batter forms.

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  • Once you have a perfect & gorgeous AF batter, FORM THESE BABIES INTO BALLS & REFRIGERATE PRONTO!

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P.S. THESE MUNCHKINS can be stored in the fridge for 1 week or in the freezer for longer!

  • DEVOUR!!!!


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Enjoy my loves!!! <3 xoxo!

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