Kelly’s Clean-Eating Creamy, Rich & Earthy Walnut & Hemp Heart Dressing a.k.a. You-Won’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Caeser-Oh-&-Superfoods-FTW!

Kelly’s Clean-Eating Creamy, Rich & Earthy Walnut & Hemp Heart Dressing a.k.a. You-Won’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Caeser-Oh-&-Superfoods-FTW!

Hi munchkins!

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Back again! Sorry not sorry!

Here to amaze you all with none other than the SITCH IN MY KITCH this morning…

Yep, that VEGAN WALNUT & HEMP HEARTS DRESSING!!!

I whipped her up in like, I don’t even think… FIVE MINUTES?

Okay, so first off, the reason this babe came to life is because a lot of you babies have told me how much you love my dressings & TO KEEP ‘EM COMING & so… there I was, keepin’ ‘em coming.

And… boy, oh boy is this one EXTRA FREAKING SPECIAL, CREAMY & DELISH, not to mention, SIMPLE & EASY-AF!

AND GET THIS? SHE’S LITERALLY EVERYTHNG YOU CAN EVER ASK FOR. I’M TALKING…

Vegan!

Gluten-free!

Dairy-free!

Grain-free!

RAW!

Mayo & oil-free!

Soy-free!

Refined sugar-free!

& Lastly, can be totally made nut-free (by simply removing the walnuts – SHE’S STILL DELISH! PROMISE!).

Ladies & gents, this is Kelly’s Clean-Eating Creamy, Rich & Earthy Walnut & Hemp Heart Dressing a.k.a. You-Won’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Caeser-Oh-&-Superfoods-FTW!

In case you munchkins are not experienced in the hemp seed department, need I mention that the babes turn WONDERFULLY-STUPENDOUSLY CREAMY WHEN THEY ARE BLENDED?!? Like, I’m talking CREAMY TO THE POINT WHERE YOU WOULD THINK (KEYWORD: THINK) THAT THIS BABY IS LOADED WITH FATS, OILS & MAYO! BUT SHE AIN’T!

OH AND, they are also freaking NUTRITIONAL POWERHOUSES & SUPERFOODS! In what sense? YOU ASKED… SO, HERE I GO, ON ANOTHER RANT… WITH NONE OTHER THAN SOME NUTRITION-101 WITH KELLY IN THE KITCH. And today, we talk about HEMP HEARTS/HEMP SEEDS (Same thing, BTW!). Here we go!

They are loaded, and I mean, jam-packed with omega-3 fatty acids & research has actually shown that they contain the PERF OMEGA 3-6-9 FATTY-ACID BALANCE for the bod, helping to reduce inflammation & give the skin, hair & nails a gorgeous glow (OKAY, ADMIT YOU LOVE ME FOR ALL THIS FREE SKINCARE I AM PROVIDING YOU WITH! LAWLZ!). No, but seriously, hemp hearts have the most concentrated balance of proteins, essential fats, vitamins and enzymes combined with a relative absence of sugar, starches & saturated fats, which makes them A PERFECT FOOD!!!

These babes are also super-duper high in protein – in fact, THEY ARE WHAT WE CALL “COMPLETE PROTEINS!”. One measly tbsp. of this baby (& let’s be honest, you’re obvs using more than one tbsp., ranks in at 2.5 grams of protein!!!! So… this babe is like the easiest way to boost the protein content in your bowl of beautiful greens without much effort!

OH & because they are so freaking high-AF in protein, they are effective in curbing hunger, especially between meals! This is why hemp hearts, although they do contain some fat, are a HEALTHY-AF ADDITION TO ANY WEIGHT LOSS PLAN, because they will give you loads of essential nutrients, without adding an excess of calories, starches or sugars!

OH & get this! The weight loss experienced with the assistance of hemp hearts is unlikely to be regained because it is part of a daily dietary & lifestyle adjustment, as opposed to a temporary fix!!

The balance of essential fatty acids PAIRED with the complete protein found in hemp hearts promotes OVERALL CELLULAR RECOVERY & DEVELOPMENT! In fact, research has shown that the unique fatty acid composition & balance of these babes can have a significant impact on inflammatory processes & cell membrane activities, which are the foundation of NUMEROUS CHRONIC DISEASES, such as heart disease, cancer, neurodegenerative disorders, hypersensitivities & auto-immune conditions.

AND LASTLY, the high concentration of essential fatty acids in these babes also supports the transportation of oxygen to cells throughout our bods. & THE PRESENCE OF OXYGEN in cell membranes helps block virus, fungi & bacteria!

So we’ve got essential fatty acids, as well as LOADS OF PROTEIN, but we’ve also got AN AMAZING SOURCE OF BOTH SOLUBLE & INSOLUBLE FIBRE! And we all know what that means, right? FIBRE = HEALTH BENEFITS RELATED TO THE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM! Fibre consumption is actually CRUCIAL to maintaining a healthy digestive system! As I’ve told you munchkins before, soluble fibre works in the intestines to lower levels of LDL (BAD) cholesterol & insoluble fibre has been linked to lower risk of heart disease & diabetes, SO LOAD UP!

All this & I forgot to mention that hemp hearts are also super easily digestible by the human bod. SO SAY BUH-BYE TO CRAMPING & BUH-BYE TO BLOATING! (BTW, when I say easily digestible, I mean that these babies are actually MORE DIGESTIBLE PROTEINS THAN MEAT, EGGS, CHEESE, MILK OR ANY OTHER HIGH PROTEIN FOOD!).

These little cuties are also packed with vitamins & minerals, including vitamins A, B1, B2, D & E, as well as the minerals calcium & iron!!

The combo of calories, complex carbs & protein in hemp hearts provides LONG-LASTING ENERGY! In fact, hemp hearts have been shown to increase energy levels, without other stimulants, such as caffeine & sugar, ergo, they provide MORE ENERGY WITH LESS FILLERS (like sugar & saturated fat) than common energy bars!!!

AND LASTLY, HEMP HEARTS ARE NUT-FREE, GLUTEN-FREE, LACTOSE-FREE & SUGAR-FREE!!!!!

OKAY, and if all these benefits weren’t enough… making this babe is a total NO-BRAINER, LIKE A TOTAL FREAKING BREEZE. All you gotta do is toss water, hemp hearts, nutritional yeast, sea salt, lemon juice, garlic & none other than WALNUTS in a blender & BLEND THE EFF AWAY!!!!

And… get this! Thanks to the creamy-AF healthy fats that hemp seeds provide, THERE IS NO NEED FOR AN OUNCE OF OIL IN THIS BABE!!!!

And for once in my life (DO NOT GET USED TO THIS. IT AIN’T GOING TO HAPPEN OFTEN!), I kept the flavours simple so that the earthY, distinct, FREAKING DELISH flavour of the hemp hearts can take center stage!!! But you munchkins can totally feel free to play around with the ingredients! Throw in some fresh herbs or other seasonings (& LET ME KNOW HOW YOU LIKED THEM SO I CAN TRY IT OUT TOO!).

I’m telling you munchkins, this babe is a keeperShe’s legit a mix between Caesar & Ranch dressing, ONLY BETTER & BETTER FOR YOU!!!! Sorry not sorry but I legit cannot contain my excitement

My loves, YOU WILL NEED:

  • ½ cup of organic hemp hearts (hemp seeds – SAME THING!);
  • ½ to ¾ cup water (All depending on how thick/thin you want your dressing to be! I always like to start out with the minimum quantity & then work up from there, because you can always add more, but you can’t take away!).
  • ¼ cup of raw organic walnuts;
  • 2 tbsp. of nutritional yeast;
  • 2 tbsp. of fresh lemon juice;
  • 1 clove garlic, PEELED;
  • 1/4-1/2 teaspoon fine grain sea salt, to taste!

THAT’S IT. THAT’S ALL. Another clean & healthy-AF dressing created JUST FOR YOU BY YOURS TRULY. I love you guys THAT MUCH, yes. It’s true!!!

OKAY, NOW LET ME TELL YOU HOW TO WHIP THIS BABE UP. OR SHOULD I SAY BLEND HER UP. OR SHOULD I SAY. LET ME TELL YOU HOW TO SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN ON YOUR KITCHEN CHAIR & BE LAZY-AF WHILE YOUR BLENDER DOES ALL THE WORK. Yeah, those are the words I was looking for!

  • So without further ado, NOW, for the really easy-AF part… the part where you simply toss all this beautifulness into your blender & blend away! Yep, that’s it. Those are the instructions. I swear!
    • The only thing I have to tell you munchkins is that with regards to the water, like I said before, I would start out with ½ a cup & then gage it out based on the texture & consistency of your dressing! If you’re not satisfied, at that point, you can add the extra ¼ cup!

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  • If possible, refrigerate this baby for at least 30 minutes to an hour before lathering & spreading her all over your gorgeous fresh greens! This will allow the flavours to meld together a little bit more & will render the dressing EVEN CREAMIER (Although I am not sure how possible that is given how freaking creamy she ALREADY IS! But whatever, it’s worth a try… that is, IF YOU CAN RESIST HER!).
  • If you have leftovers (BUT WHO THE EFF ARE WE KIDDING?), store them in the refrigerator in an airtight container (I like to use mini mason jars)!
  • NOW, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS! LATHER HER ALL OVER GORGEOUS GREENS, A RAINBOW BUDDHA BOWL, USE HER AS A VEGGIE/TORTILLA CHIP DIP OR AS A SPREAD FOR SOME YUMMY CRACKERS! Enjoy my loves & of course, DEVOUR!!!!

OH & FOOD PORN!!

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AND THIS MY LOVES, IS THE LUNCH BOWL GOALS I DECIDED TO SMOTHER THIS BABY ON!

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