Kelly’s Turmeric Vanilla Protein Bites Rolled in Flakes of Coconut Wonderfulness a.k.a. They-See-Me-Rollin’-in-‘Dat-Coco-&-They-Hatin’-They-Jelly-AF-&-Want-Me-to-Share-But-NAH!

Kelly’s Turmeric Vanilla Protein Bites Rolled in Flakes of Coconut Wonderfulness a.k.a. They-See-Me-Rollin’-in-‘Dat-Coco-&-They-Hatin’-They-Jelly-AF-&-Want-Me-to-Share-But-NAH!

Hi my loves!!!

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I HOPE YOU ALL HAD AN AMAZING SUNDAY FUNDAY. I know I did! I spent it with my BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, who also happens to be my sisssssy! (Ann, you da bomb.com). Can’t ask for anything better!!! Our day consisted of LOTS OF WALKING, SHOPPING, LOTS OF BUCH (For those of you munchkins who aren’t familiar, I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT ‘DAT KOMBUCHA!), LOTS OF SNACKIN’ & LOTS OF LOVE.

OH, & here we are, TWINNNNNNING!

BUT, did you really think I’d be gone for THAT LONG? LAWLZ, you’re funny. AS SOON AS I GOT HOME, I WAS BACK IN THE KITCH rollin’ up a TURMERIC PROTEIN BITE STORM!!!!

Ladies & gents, I present you with Kelly’s Turmeric Vanilla Protein Bites Rolled in Flakes of Coconut Wonderfulness a.k.a. They-See-Me-Rollin’-in-‘Dat-Coco-&-They-Hatin’-They-Jelly-AF-&-Want-Me-to-Share-But-NAH!

These babes are EVERYTHING. Why, you ask?

They are oil & sugar-free!!!!

Gluten-free!

Packed with healthy fats & LOADS OF PROTEIN (I’m talkin’ each little munchkin ball of wonderfulness contains 5 GRAMS OF PROTEIN!!!!). Holy eff, RIGHT?!

HUGE BOOOOOOST OF ANTIOXIDANTS & CREAMY FLAVOUR!

Perfect post-workout snack OR afternoon pick-me-up!

THEY DON’T REQUIRE ANY BAKING! All you munchkins gotta do is combine all the ingredients in a bowl, stir to combine, roll into balls, roll over BEAUTZ COCONUT FLAKES, refrigerate & DEVOUR!!!!

OH & TURMERIC. I’ve spoken to all you munchkins about:

1) MY OBSESSION WITH THIS SPICE;

2) THE FACT THAT SHE WILL TURN ANYTHING SHE TOUCHES YELLOW & STAIN FOR DAYZZZZ (i’m talkin’ your counters, blenders, FINGERS!!! but… the stain is WELL-WORTH-IT, IMO! &

2) ALL HER FREAKING AWESOME BENEFITS, but it’s been a while & let’s be honest, you don’t feel like scrollllin’ through my blog to find that one post where I RANTED FOR DAYS, soooooo…. Guess what time it is!!!! TIME FOR A LITTLE NUTRITION-101 RECAP WITH KELLY IN THE KITCH & we talk about none other THAN TURMERIC!

  • Turmeric contains bioactive compounds with powerful medicinal properties. These compounds are called CURCUMINOIDS & curcumin is the main active ingredient in turmeric. It has UBER-POWERFUL anti-inflammatory effects & is SUPER-DUPER STRONG ANTIOXIDANT.
  • Turmeric is a NATURAL ANTI-INFLAMMATORY COMPOUND that has the ability to inhibit many molecules known to play major roles in inflammation. It is SO POWERFUL that it matches the effectiveness of some anti-inflammatory drugs (except without the side effects!)!!!
  • Turmeric also increases the ANTIOXIDANT CAPACITY OF THE BODY – In fact, curcumin has the ability to neutralize FREE RADICALS due to its chemical structure, BUT IT ALSO BOOSTS THE ACTIVITY OF THE BODY’S OWN ANTIOXIDANT ENZYMES. Basically, curcumin is A TWO-BIRDS ONE STONE sitch when it comes to free radicals – IT BLOCKS THEM DIRECTLY, but also stimulates the bod’s own antioxidant mechanisms!
  • Turmeric can help improve brain function & lower risk of brain diseases! How so? It actually has the ability to boost levels of a brain hormone called BDNF, which increases the growth of new neurons & fights various degenerative processes in the brain!
  • Turmeric has beneficial effects on several factors known to play a huge role in heart disease!!!
  • Turmeric can help prevent (& EVEN TREAT) CANCER. In fact, studies have shown that it can reduce the growth of cancerous cells & inhibit the growth of tumors. & Not only that, BUT IT ALSO HELPS PREVENT CANCER FROM OCCURING IN THE FIRST PLACE, especially cancers of the digestive system!
  • Turmeric has INCREDIBLE BENEFITS AGAINST DEPRESSION! In fact, certain studies have shown that curcumin is as effective as an antidepressant & there is also some evidence that it can boost serotonin & dopamine levels!
  • & LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST, turmeric may also help delay aging & fight age-related chronic diseases!!!

BASICALLY, TURMERIC IS THE SH*T!!!!!!

& SINCE TURMERIC IS THE BASE OF THESE BABIES, THESE MUNCHKINS ARE TOTZ THE SH*T!!!!!

KAY, BUT HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE ME?

I KNOW YOU DO. Why am I even asking!?!

Okay, let’s get to the nitty-gritty, babies!!!! Y’all ready for them ingredients? HERE WE GO!!!

My loves, YOU WILL NEED:

  • 1 cup of raw organic almond butter or any nut other nut butter of your choosing!
  • 4 tbsp. of vanilla protein powder (Feel free to sub for chocolate protein powder if you’re more of a chocolate LOVER!);
  • 2 tbsp. of organic coconut flour (Oat flour will also work, BUT I MEAN… COCONUT FLOUR > OAT FLOUR!);
  • 2 tbsp. of unsweetened organic almond milk;
  • 1 tbsp. of unsweetened organic apple sauce;
  • ½ tsp. of cinnamon;
  • 2 TSP. OF TURMERIC!!! (DUH!!!!)
  • ¼ cup of unsweetened organic shredded coconut flakes for ROLLLLLIN’!!!

KAY, BUT HOW CLEAN & HEALTHY ARE THESE INGREDIENTS?!?! I know… YOU GUYS ARE IN SHOCK!!!! I SHOCKED YOU. THIS SITCH IS LEGIT MAGICAL. OKAY BUT HOW DO YOU WHIP UP THIS MAGIC? That’s exactly what you were wondering, right?! OKAY, HERE WE GO!!!!

  • In a MEDIUM MIXING BOWL, combine all the beautiful (NOT TO MENTION, YUMMMMMY-AF) ingredients (except the shredded coconut flakes). STIR ALL THIS WONDERFULNESS TO COMBINE!!! (If you’re LAZY-AF & don’t feel like working them arms, you can also use your blender or food processor!);

  • Once combined, place two plates on your counter, ONE WITH ‘DA SHREDDED COCO & another for setting the protein bites on (to refrigerate!);
  • Scoop a tablespoon of batter & ROLLLLL INTO BALLS! Wetting your hands will help to make the balls stick together & roll easier. ERGO, WET YOUR HANDS!!!!
  • Roll each ball over the shredded COCO FLAKES then place on the empty plate. REPEAT THE PROCESS UNTIL THERE IS NO MO’ BATTER (& you feel a tear or two coming down your face!!!);
  • Place the babes, oops, I mean the BALLS, in the refrigerator for 20-30 minutes to HARDEN!
  • DEEEEVVVVOUUUUUR!!!

OH & FOOD PORN!!!

ninnono

Enjoy lovies!!!



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